Damage Report:

(For the morbidly curious, here is a running total of equipment destroyed and injuries self-inflicted. No dancers have been harmed in the process of C.R. gigs.)

Bone fractures: 4
Burns requiring treatment: 3
Drum machines: 4
Microphones: 13
Mic Stands: 1
Synthesizer Keyboards: 2
Mixers: 2
Effects Pedals: 6